June 2012
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yrelectricsurgeissweet: It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
Jun 1st
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When I Found Out We Have A Quidditch Team
snowflakesandthings: nothingbutfabulous: iwishiwasajesuit: Expectation: Reality: BAHAHAHAHA It’s hilarious how accurate this is. Sometimes I miss Quidditch. But too many bruises. Thestrals 4 Life
Jun 1st
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campaign to stop putting raisins in food 
Jun 1st
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Advertising Threat
steampoweredrocket: SCREAMING
Jun 1st
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May 2012
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pigeonsatan: orbitars: how to summon pigeon satan: draw pentagram sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram FOOLISH MORTAL DO YOU REALLY THINK… IS THAT BREAD
May 31st
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May 31st
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store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 30th
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it’s like almost 2 in the morning and i just sat alone on my back porch listening to eurovision songs eating ice cream straight from the box it’s also like 50 out idk this is what my life has come to
May 30th
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May 30th
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puckermanfabray: lets play “which download link is the real one”
May 30th
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WatchWatch
aupaathletic: Koikili, proud to have belonged to Athletic.
May 30th
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solidmercury: bruisebanner: princeofkokoros: what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’  #clint barton
May 30th
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tltty: #hashtag? I prefer #hashbrown
May 30th
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assstiel: You know what else is really supernatural on this show? Sam getting wifi connection everywhere they go.
May 30th
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Life of a sports fan
Me: I cant watch this. I can't do it, I'm going to puke
Me: *watches entire game*
ACCURATE.GIF
May 30th
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May 30th
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rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
May 30th
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