June 2012
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yrelectricsurgeissweet:
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
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When I Found Out We Have A Quidditch Team
snowflakesandthings:
nothingbutfabulous:
iwishiwasajesuit:
Expectation:
Reality:
BAHAHAHAHA It’s hilarious how accurate this is.
Sometimes I miss Quidditch. But too many bruises.
Thestrals 4 Life
campaign to stop putting raisins in food
Advertising Threat
steampoweredrocket:
SCREAMING
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May 2012
pigeonsatan:
orbitars:
how to summon pigeon satan:
draw pentagram
sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
FOOLISH MORTAL DO YOU REALLY THINK… IS THAT BREAD
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store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
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it’s like almost 2 in the morning and i just sat alone on my back porch listening to eurovision songs eating ice cream straight from the box it’s also like 50 out
idk this is what my life has come to
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puckermanfabray:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
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aupaathletic:
Koikili, proud to have belonged to Athletic.
solidmercury:
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princeofkokoros:
what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
#clint barton
tltty:
#hashtag? I prefer #hashbrown
assstiel:
You know what else is really supernatural on this show? Sam getting wifi connection everywhere they go.
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Life of a sports fan
Me: I cant watch this. I can't do it, I'm going to puke
Me: *watches entire game*
ACCURATE.GIF
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rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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